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The Pine Hollow Star
Tuesday, 4 March 2026
Local man argues with a parking meter, parking meter wins
PINE HOLLOW — Ellis Pruitt said the meter “started it.” The meter, which does not speak, ticked over to expired. A nearby goose was named as a witness and declined.
# The Pine Hollow Star
## Local man argues with a parking meter, parking meter wins
Tuesday, 4 March 2026
Pine Hollow — Ellis Pruitt said the meter “started it.” The meter, which does not speak, ticked over to expired. A nearby goose was named as a witness and declined.
# Chapter 7
## On the proper boiling of socks
Helm was firm. Never boil a sock that
has a foot in it. Th
Schedule B-9
Return of Hats, Personal
Tax year 2026
Name: a goat, if applicable
| Line | Item |
|---|---|
| 3 | Number of hats owned but not worn |
| 4 | Hats that left on their own |
| 5 | If line 4 is larger than line 3, sit down |
# Schedule B-9
## Return of Hats, Personal
Tax year 2026
Name: a goat, if applicable
| Line | Item |
| 3 | Number of hats owned but not worn |
| 4 | Hats that left on their own |
| 5 | If line 4 is larger than line 3, sit down |
Journal of Minor Findings
Vol. 12, No. 3
Pigeons prefer the left stair
A. Quinn, B. Quinn, the other Quinn
Abstract: Eight pigeons were offered two stairs. Seven took the left. One sat. We do not know why. The sitting pigeon declined comment.
| Stair | Pigeons |
|---|---|
| Left | 7 |
| Right | 0 |
| Sat | 1 |
# Pigeons prefer the left stair
## Journal of Minor Findings, Vol. 12, No. 3
A. Quinn, B. Quinn, the other Quinn
Eight pigeons were offered two stairs. Seven took the left. One sat. We do not know why. The sitting pigeon declined comment.
| Stair | Pigeons |
| Left | 7 |
| Right | 0 |
| Sat | 1 |
12 March 2026
The Society of Misplaced Umbrellas
Pine Hollow
Dear Sir,
We have your umbrella. It has filed a complaint. Please collect it before Thursday or it will join a choir.
Yours,
N. Pettigrew
Chair, Damp Affairs
# The Society of Misplaced Umbrellas
12 March 2026
Dear Sir,
We have your umbrella. It has filed a complaint. Please collect it before Thursday or it will join a choir.
Yours,
N. Pettigrew
Chair, Damp Affairs
# The Closed Kitchen
## Tuesday
- Soup of the day: yesterday
- Sandwich: two slices, introduced
- Pie: theoretically
- Coffee: still deciding
Ask Helm about the socks. He will not tell you.
TO: Helm
FROM: M
RE: Piano
The socks are in the piano.
Do not ask the piano.
# Memo
**To:** Helm
**From:** M
**Re:** Piano
The socks are in the piano.
Do not ask the piano.
PINE HOLLOW SHIPPING
| Qty | Item |
|---|---|
| 1 | crate of geese (declined) |
| 1 | parking meter (winner) |
| 1 | left stair |
# Pine Hollow Shipping
Order 441
Leave at the meter
| Qty | Item |
| 1 | crate of geese (declined) |
| 1 | parking meter (winner) |
| 1 | left stair |
To All pigeons
From The other Quinn
Re Stairs
Pages 1 of 1
Please stop sitting. We are counting.
# Fax
**To:** All pigeons
**From:** The other Quinn
**Re:** Stairs
**Pages:** 1 of 1
Please stop sitting. We are counting.
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